| Posted: 11 January 2008 at 8:05am | IP Logged
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Good for you chica....did you ask for a certificate for scoring so highly...I did ahem.
Id get stopped by the police on purpose just to see what they would say...no wonder joe would never let me drive straight after id have chemo...which I thought was so unfair....you can just see it :
Madam...have you been drinking....only tea and water orrrrficer..
Madam have you taken any substances....yes orrrrrficer..
I see madam....what exactly have you taken madam....
Erm...mr policeman...you might need a bigger notepad, and have you got enough ink left in your biro....
OOOO steroid treatment...your sooo going to be bouncing off the walls..enjoy the not being able to sit still thing, itll really wind you up. At least youve now been told what youve got coming at you..now youve just got to get your head round it...then suck it up and get on with it. Sounds harsh I know..but its the only way round it chica..
Besides, if you do end up in a chair, well whooopdiiidooo, just think of all the ankles you will be able to take out in town! You can soooop it up if you get a powered one, youve deffo got to get one of those scooter things cos they look ace fun, you can seriously accessorize it with madmums stuff, get some sparkly tassley things the works..aaaand if your really really good, do you remember those clacker things you used to put on your bike when you were a kid...or a playing card with a peg so it made an obnoxious noise...oh the fun...right am so coming to your house when you get gadgets!
First off though..ive got to go see funchick to erm..lets see de-pink her chair lift, oh yeah and knock a hole through her upstairs, so we can soooop up the lift, fly out the hole in the wall at top of stairs and land on loads of mattresses out the back...and then start all over again.
Chin up chick
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