| Posted: 18 January 2008 at 1:41pm | IP Logged
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Tis completely clear!
Went in as you do...had a lovely open backed gown to wear...got called in...ah yes mrs law im dr so and so....oooooo whyve i got you....im the consultant for the unit...(panic levels rising...why cant i have a normal ultrasound bird to do it)
So got comfy..splodge of warm jelly...ooo thats warm, thats different...ahh yes normally its cold, right then lets have a look at you...
breathe in...and hold.....breath normally....click click click....breathe in....and hold....breathe normally click click click...hmmmmm
Sorry doc, but please dont hmmm on me, i dont like it...hows my insides looking..
Well mrs law...i can see no rhyme nor reason as to why you are here..you liver is perfect, normal size and functioning as it should, your heart is perfect, your lungs show no evidence of scarring, your spleen is spot on as is your pancreas..hmmm not even a gall stone in your gall bladder which I was expecting to find...so as far as im concerned you are a perfectly healthy specimen...i chuckled lots.
So there we go...all my insides are fine, but now its on my medical notes about my liver they are going to be keeping a check on it with every checkup I have woohoo.
He also said that my poison doc is the best one hes worked with in a long time, as the slightest thing and he orders tests done like erm yesterday...no hanging around or we'll monitor you for 3 months and take it from there...hes an extremely good oncologist, and its better that they are thorough and over cautious than to leave you dangling...
Right mrs law...off you pop....and dont darken my door with any lurgies as I dont ever want to see you in here again. Go get on with your life and enjoy it...so off i popped with a big smug grin on my face...made a few phonecalls on way home...JOE put the kettle on..i want a VAT of tea made by the time I get home lol.
So there we go ladies....phew...so hmmm whats next...oh yeah the RAF board thing on monday! Woohoo
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