Dads are Worth ?480,700

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Postby karleluis » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:00 am

Hi,



Most people are aware of their gender and comfortable with their sex at a very early age. They identify with the sex of which they were born. However, some people suffer from gender dysphoria where they feel like they were meant to be the opposite sex. They report feeling trapped in the body of the wrong gender and sometimes this sensation goes back to their earliest sense of self as a child. Parents of those who have this condition often recognize the symptoms of a gender identity problem about the age their child enters elementary school. These people are considered transgender who often grow to become transsexual. Many transsexuals are satisfied with just hormone drug treatment but some still feel the need to go further and opt for sexual reassignment surgery.
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Postby MumSam » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

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<FONT color=#000099>Did you see the news article on the front page about Dads being worth ?480,700, I know it's fathers day on sunday hence the article but did you read how they worked out the money.</FONT></P> <UL> <LI>Chef: Manning the tongs at family BBQs and parties - ?17,370 <FONT color=#cc0000>(How many bbq's a year do you have in your house we certainly don't have enought to pay ?17,370 and the ones we do have I wouldn't pay that price for a cremated Sausage )</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Barman: Imitating Tom Cruise behind the bar, serving and buying drinks - ?12,480 <FONT color=#cc0000>(I don't drink!!!)</FONT> <LI> <LI>Teacher: Sharing his wisdom to help with homework and reading stories - ?33,388 (secondary schools) <FONT color=#cc0000>(we shall see in 12yrs time will let you know)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Chauffeur: Patiently driving children, wife and friends to and from social events - ?16,816 <FONT color=#cc0000>(I can drive myself and I drive the kids everywhere)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Bank manager: Digging deep to lend or give money to the family for days out, covering the cost of weddings, cars and general cash handouts - ?45,413 <FONT color=#cc0000>(and which planet is this reporter living on)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Minder: Throwing his weight around and stepping in when things go wrong - ?18,153 <FONT color=#cc0000>(?)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Mechanic: Tinkering around, helping to buy and maintain cars, bikes go-carts etc - ?20,766 <FONT color=#cc0000>(rofl at the thought of Keith mending something)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Paramedic: Remaining calm and rushing kids to hospital, attending bumps, cuts and bruises - ?24,506 <FONT color=#cc0000>(I think you will find Keith throwing up in the bathroom)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Counsellor: Bravely providing a shoulder to cry on when kids split from first girlfriend/boyfriend, go on first date - ?23,013 <FONT color=#cc0000>(possibly he is great for a cuddle)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Personal trainer: Teaching kids to swim, play football, build sandcastles - ?15,982 <FONT color=#cc0000>(probably)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>Handyman: Rustling around in his toolkit to replace batteries in toys, glue broken toys together, build climbing frames and other assorted jobs around the house - ?22,140 <FONT color=#cc0000>(Bet if you asked him where the screwdriver is kept in our house he wouldn't know)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>IT consultant: Showing off his technical expertise to teach the family how to use the internet and play games - ?36,797 <FONT color=#cc0000>(ok he can probably be paid double for this one)</FONT> <LI><FONT color=#cc0000></FONT> <LI>PA/office manager: Organising activities for the family, taking phone messages and helping the house to running smoothly - ?30,557 (<FONT color=#cc0000>In my dreams)</FONT></LI>[/list]"
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Postby Flipflop » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

"Yes I agree with you 100% they really under valued us father by a lot, I think we are worth 3 times that much "
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Postby missy » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

"!!!  i take it was written by a man....nuff said......."
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Postby MumSam » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

"<FONT face=""Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"" color=#000099 size=2>Exactly what I thought at first but it was written by someone called Ellen so I then decided it had been edited by a man </FONT>"
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Postby Vickimom » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

We need to find the one that was done for women!  And unfrotunately for my dh, it's the kids that teach him to play the games and internet so he can't even do that, so with the survey done, my dh is worthless in the house!  But I didn't need a survey for that, check out the thread on Lousy f ing babysitter on the due in april on bounty, you'd understand him even beter
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Postby RebeccaS » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

"Ellen could be a transgender person...you know a woman who used to be a man. It is possible."
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Postby angels3 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

have 2 say my dp can do most things on the list but not sure he deserves so much seems a bit excessive r there giving u famous ppls wages here lol
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Postby MumSam » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

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<FONT face=""Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"" color=#9900ff size=2>In the patriarchal society we live in men are always paid more than women.</FONT></P>

<FONT color=#9900ff size=2>See I can remember some of my Sociology A level </FONT></P>"
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Postby baileyg » Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:33 am

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It's very possible bec.x</P>

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